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MTV offers lyrics to Devo songs on their web page. But they got frightened by the title of Devo's famous "Are we not men" song, and couldn't bring themselves to write "Jocko Homo" on their page.


It's no accident. They have a page listing every track on all of Devo's albums — and each of the 11 times "Jocko Homo" was included in a compilation, MTV changed its name.

"Jocko H***"


Ironically, I discoved this while researching the way Devo's lyrics were being changed by Walt Disney Records. (Devo's songs were re-recorded in 2006 by five cute Disney children as a band called "Devo 2.0".)


What was Devo's motivation for the Disney album? I'd wanted to believe Devo was leaving behind a secret message for a generation born 45 years after the original members of Devo. Devo even wrote a new song especially for Disney's band of pre-teen singers. Was it a manifesto for revolution, hidden out in plain sight?


Hey, what's up?
You feel stuck
So why not change your luck...
I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess if you don't know,
Now's the time it's good to go
And find out what is what...
I said hey, what's up?
You're not a chump.
Come on and show some guts...
I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess if you don't know
Then it's time to hit the road
Get on up, you're good to go.
You
You're a winner you can do it.
Do it now, do it now.
Do it now, do it now

You
Go ahead, there's nothing to it.
Show us now, show us now.
Show us now, show us now


But then I made a horrifying discovery.

Devo 2.0 was re-recording a song Gerald Casale had written to mock President Bush — but Disney demanded they use entirely different lyrics.

                                  

Hey, what's up?
You feel stuck
So why not change your luck.

I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess if you don't know
Now's the time it's good to go
And find out what is what

I said hey, what's up?
You're not a chump
Come on and show some guts

I said hey, what's up?
You feel stuck
So why not change your luck.

I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess if you don't know
Then it's time to hit the road
Get on up, you're good to go.
You
You're a winner you can do it.
Do it now do it now
Do it now, do it now

You
Go ahead, there's nothing to it
Show us now, show us now,
Show us now, show us now

You
You're a winner, you can prove it
Prove it now, prove it now,
Prove it now, prove it now,

You
Jump right in, begin to use it
Jump in now, Jump in now,
Jump in now, Jump in now
I said hey, what's up?
Don't be a chump
Come on and show some guts

I said hey, what's up?
You little pup
Don't dig yourself a rut

I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess if you don't know,
Now's the time it's good to go
And find out what is what.
Hey, what's up?
You stupid schmuck
Your mind is in a rut.

I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess you wouldn't know
With your ugly twisted head
That's so far up your butt.

I said hey, what's up?
You little putz
Man, you really suck.

I said hey, what's up
You stupid schmuck
Your mind is in a rut.

I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess you wouldn't know
With your boots stuck in the mud
And your cowboy brains glued shut.
You
Playing Mr. In-Commander
Turn around, turn around
Turn around, turn around

You
Little man with all the answers
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out

You
Honest simp, you ain't no dancer
Step on down, Step on down,
Step on down, Step on down,

You
Little man with all the answers
Give it up, Give it up,
Give it up, Give it up,
I said hey, what's up
You little putz
Man you really suck.

I said hey, what's up
You stupid schmuck
Your mind is in a rut.

I said hey, what's up?
Well I guess you wouldn't know,
with your ugly twisted head
stuck so far up your butt.

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