NAPOLEON: Horses are magnificent. They can be ridden on,
and they can pull a sled.
But did you know that the first horses were invented by a Utah State Fair
scientist to defend pioneer farms of old from wild Sasquatch attacks?
[Napoleon holds up a pencil drawing of
a horse fighting a
Sasquatch.]
PEDRO: Who won?
NAPOLEON: What?
PEDRO: Who won the battle?
NAPOLEON: Do you see any flipping Sasquatches around here?
The Utah State Fair. All your wildest dreams will come true.