"Another morning in my security box.
Every stage has free bagels and lox.
I just noticed I'm wearing two different-colored socks.
Man, this Vanilla Coke really rocks.
My second-favorite actor
has gotta be Captain Kirk.
These are things I think about at work....
I think Mr. T can take Russell Crowe in a fight.
I'd like to be Mr. Britney Spears for just one night.
I've always thought that guinea pigs were odd.
The man who invented NutRageous is a god.
If I were Hercules, all my best friends could just call me Herc.
These are things I think about at work."